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Happy Valentine’s Day!

So with me being single and all today seems like the perfect day for me to make fun of people that actually have dates.  I was walking through Kroger this morning (I normally walk through Kroger on Valentine's Day morning) and as I passed the card aisle, I saw 4 or 5 guys frantically looking at cards.  All of them were searching for that perfect sentence that would express their sentiments to that special someone.  Lame… 

I really really want to be mean and cynical to all those that have dates tonight.  But the truth is I really don't care…  I'm completely apathetic. And for most people, today is a celebratory day for two people who love each other.  But if you're single, today is a reminder that you're not dating anyone and you're not married and most likely… you'll be in the same position this time next year.

Here's to a day filled with candy and Krispy Kreme donuts shaped as hearts.

Cheers.

2 Responses to “Happy Valentine’s Day!”

  1. WOW…suddenly chewing on the barrel of a loaded shotgun sounds more appealing!

  2. I’ll be your Valentine!

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