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spent

i am emotionally and physically spent.
emotionally spent story:
duane (premiere head honcho and president) outlined a goal for us some time ago. break x amount of dollars in monthly sales and i’ll give you x amount of dollars in cash. let me put it this way. it came down to the wire, [...]

30 days.

so i had a friend come in town this weekend and upon me taking off my shirt, he commented on my “cellulite.” and i have no idea why i put “cellulite” in quotations as if i don’t have it. unfortunately it’s true, i have back fat…
i’ve been in nashville 4 months and i’ve [...]

farewell to the UBD.

the UBD will be torn down this month.    UBD slideshow
115 S. Debardeleben St. Auburn, AL aka. “the UBD”, “the Ugly Brick Duplex”, or “Ugly Boys Duplex”
i made this legendary auburn residence home for a short time during my auburn days. i came into the picture being the sixth roommate taking brian koon’s spot while [...]

meg money+brad george=funniest picture i’ve ever seen.

notice the pug’s shirt and brad’s hat. brad is a former roommate of mine
i laughed my ass off after seeing these pictures today.

it’s just plane funny

so imagine this scenario: you work at place where practical jokes are always around the corner. your coworkers find out that you might be afraid of flying on small planes. you don’t openly admit to the fear; but others know you are uncomfortable with the inerrant fears of flying in such closed quarters. [...]