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stud.

this is matt. he can best be personified as the character “Bob” a.k.a. “Mr. Incredible,” in Pixar’s The Incredibles. he’s mad right now because he knows his score on the last hole was more than mine.

i’m ron…

He was like a god walking amongst mere mortals. He had a voice that could make a wolverine purr and suits so fine they made Sinatra look like a hobo. In other words, Ron Burgundy was the balls.

clean slate

this is a clean slate. you only get the before shot, not the after….

living with the rents

my room. my office.

subway

i wish i was in new york.